Kelly’s Top 4 Short Girl Probs

Hello to you, beautiful being 🙂 

I will be on a Winter blog break soon until further notice. But please do enjoy this short and funny post that definitely speaks out to fellow short shits, globally!

You know the drill by now, share your thoughts and stories by commenting at the end of the article or email me: Mattheek63@gmail.com

Living the life of a forever short girl and the everyday battle that truly leaves one feeling so tired. Can you relate?

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Here are my top 4 problems of a #FOREVERSHORTGIRL:

  1. Refilling the outside bird feeder

  2. Feet not touching the floor when I sit on the couch or the bed

  3. Not able to plait my own hair or curl it properly #ShortArms

  4. Reaching for plastic packets stretching on my tippy toes

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THE PERKS OF BEING SO SHORT? HERE ARE 3 REASONS WHY I LOVE IT (AT TIMES…) 

  1. No need to cuddle up as smaller surface is easier to keep warm with cups of coffee and a blanket

  2. Exit any uncomfortable party or event and no one will notice until it is too late

  3. Cheaper shoes and clothes

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    SHORT LADY WITH HER SHORT FRIDGE 🙂 

THINGS TO AVOID WHEN INTERACTING WITH A SHORT LADY

  • STAND UP PROPERLY WHEN YOU TALK TO US, WE CAN HEAR YOU FROM DOWN HERE

  • THE SAFEST ARMREST IS THE SHOULDER AND NECK AREA NOT THE TOP OF OUR HEADS, WE WILL REACT AND YOU WILL HATE IT

  • REFRAIN FROM CALLING US CUTE OR SMALL – WE HAVE LIVED WITH THIS VERTICAL CHALLENGE SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL AND BEYOND

BONUS: I WEIGH 42 KGs and 24 YEARS OLD. I AM ONLY 1.5 METERS TALL (THAT IS UNDER 5 FEET TALL) 

 

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